✨ Feather Penis Cupcake Toppers

Looking for the perfect mix of naughty + classy? Our Feather Penis Cupcake Toppers bring instant laughs to any bachelorette party, bach weekend, Same Penis Forever theme, or girls’ night. They look hilarious on cupcakes, cocktails, charcuterie boards (if you’re fancy), or anywhere your party needs a cheeky glow-up.

Handmade in Austin, Texas by party-lovin’ ladies, these toppers hit that sweet spot between raunchy and ridiculously cute. We offer endless color combos and never charge for rush processing—because last-minute bachelorette chaos is real and we’ve got your back. Cheers to your epic Bach Bash!

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WHAT’S INCLUDED

Each dozen includes:
• 12 feather penis toppers
• White feathers hand-adhered with clear, non-toxic glue
• Bamboo picks for easy styling

Want fewer? Select Half Dozen or Single Topper options in the dropdown.

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SIZE

• Toppers measure approx. 4 inches including pick
• Feather length varies due to natural shape, typically 1–4 inches

MATCHING BACHELORETTE DECOR

Want your whole party to coordinate?
• Glittery Penis Confetti
• Same Penis Forever Banner
• Penis Garlands
(Ask for matching colors—we love creating a theme moment.)

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SHIPPING

We ship FAST—typically same day to 3 business days.
Need them ASAP for a Vegas, Nashville, Palm Springs, or Airbnb bachelorette? Leave your date in the notes or message us—we’ll do our best magic.

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CUSTOM OPTIONS

Need a special color combo or something totally new? We love custom requests. Message us anytime!