Who We Are

Armed with glue guns and dirty minds we set out to create handmade Bachelorette penis decorations that were hilarious, high quality, and sourced & crafted locally in the US. We combined our love of all things party with our passion for customer service and BOOM: our little home office in Austin, Texas was born on Etsy in 2015.

Bachelorette Parties and Hens are just as important to us as the wedding and we created our company to make your Bachelorettte Bash shopping FUN. KICKASS. AND EASY PEASY.

We know how stressful it can be to plan a last minute Bachelorette weekend when the not-so-honorable MOH drops the ball (you know who you are, Linda). That's why we craft and ship out orders same business day so you never have to worry about the décor arriving late and the party being lame.

Whether you're searching for Bachelorette party invitations that pack a glittery surprise, hilarious penis party favors, or the best f'n straw ever for the future Bride to sip champs from, we've got you and your entire I Do Crew covered.

Thank you for shopping small and making our glitter pipe dreams a reality. The very best part of every day is sharing in your kickass celebrations.

♥Congrats and Cheers to your epic adventures, sisters♥