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Cow Print Penis Straws

Cow Print Penis Straws

Regular price $7.99 USD
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Surprise your country-lovin’ Bride with the cutest (and naughtiest) Cow Print Bachelorette Straws — complete with penis shapes, glitter boots, and hot pink cowgirl hats! You can also upgrade to add matching personalized Disco Cowgirl Confetti for the full yeehaw moment.

Perfect for:
Disco Cowgirl Bachelorettes
Cosmic Cowgirl Weekends
Austin & Nashville Bach Trips
Nash Bash / Final Hoedown
Last Rodeo & Boots + Bling Themes

WHAT’S INCLUDED
10 cow print paper straws
One-sided glitter pieces (white back)

HOW TO PERSONALIZE
Enter the bride’s name or short custom phrase
Confetti circles are quarter-sized, so keep wording short

COLORS
Primary color = penis color only
All other shapes ship in colors shown

SIZE
Straws: standard size
Confetti: approx. 1" (50 custom + 50 mixed shapes)
Banner: approx. 4 ft long

SHIPPING
Ships out in 1 business day
Need it sooner? Message us your event date

WHO WE ARE
Handmade in Austin, Texas by party-lovin’ ladies
Locally sourced materials
Fast processing — always
We make décor that’s fun, unique, and a little bit naughty… just how a bachelorette should be

Fast Shipping

Ships out in 1 business day

Dimensions

Send a Picture or Personalize

Email pictures and custom wording here directly before or after ordering

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