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Penis Crown

Penis Crown

Regular price $10.00 USD
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Who needs a veil when the Bride can wear a glitter Penis Crown!

Surprise and shock the future Bride with this hilarious crown adorned with glitter Penises and foil accents.

These unique handmade Bride crowns are sure to draw ALL the attention to your bride or groom to be and also work great as Hens or Bachelorette Party favors!

All of our party banners & decorations are handmade in Austin, Texas by ladies who like to party just as much as you do. We never charge extra for rush processing (because we know how it feels to stress about last minute shindigs), and all of our materials are locally sourced. 

-Order Details-

Each order includes one Bride Penis Crown of your choice colors.

All crowns are made of premium glitter card stock and include elastic string (one size fits most, can be adjusted).

All glitter penis cutouts are adhered with clear non-toxic glue.


Design comes standard with "Bride" text in Cursive.

Penises range from 4" to 2" tall in alternating stle as shown.

If you have a custom design in mind send over a custom order request and we'll make something just for you and your party!

-Primary Color for Crown-

Choose from three glitter crown bases: Gold, Rose Gold, and Silver

-Secondary Color for Penis & Bride-

Rainbow: as shown in the first photo, includes an assortment of rainbow penis colors and Bride in Pink Foil

Nola: as shown in photo #2, includes colors in purple and green on a gold crown

All other primary colors listed will be for both the Penis and the Bride.

If you're color combination isn't in the drop down menu, simply select Custom and write your color choices in the order notes at checkout. Please note that some colors are subject to an upcharge.

- Shipping & Customization -

Not seeing exactly what you have in mind? We can create a custom design just for you! Message us with your ideas.

These crowns usually ship out fast, same day to 2 business days. Need it soon? Message us with your dates.

☠ Who We Are ☠

Tired of the same old cheap plasticy party decorations and basic bitchery? So were we.

We're a group of party-loving ATX ladies dedicated to crafting unique Bachelorette Party items with just the right mix of naughty and nice.

We pour our hearts (and dirty minds) into what we do and who we do it for (that's you!). We never ever charge extra for rush processing because we know the LAST thing you need to be doing is stressing about the party decorations-- let us do that for you!

Bachelorette Parties and Hens are all about making the future Bride laugh and feel loved, and we're here to make your Bach Bash shopping FUN. KICKASS. AND EASY PEASY.

♥Thank you for keeping commerce human and cheers to your amazing party, sisters♥


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