Vampire Penis Straws

Surprise the Batty Bride with these hilarious Vampire Bat Penis Straws for her Batchelorette Party!

Featuring glittery penis straws equipped with bat wings (because why not 2021?) these are sure to be add perfect touch to any Bat-chelorette, Boochelorette, or spooky Halloween penis themed bach bash.

All of our party banners & decorations are handmade in Austin, Texas by ladies who like to party just as much as you do. We never charge extra for rush processing (because we know how it feels to be stress about last minute shindigs), and all of our materials are locally sourced.

-Order Details-

Each order includes 10 straws with premium glitter card stock in your choice of color. 

Please enter color preferences in the SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS TO SELLER section at checkout. 

-Shipping-

Most colors are pre-made and usually ship out same business day.

Need your order like yesterday? Message us with your dates and we'll do our best to make it happen.

-Customization-

Not seeing exactly what you had in mind? We can create custom confetti just for your party; message us with your ideas.

☠ Who We Are ☠

Tired of the same old cheap plasticy party decorations and basic bitchery? So were we.

We're a group of party-loving ATX ladies dedicated to crafting unique Bachelorette Party items with just the right mix of naughty and nice.

We pour our hearts (and dirty minds) into what we do and who we do it for (that's you!). We never ever charge extra for rush processing because we know the LAST thing you need to be doing is stressing about the party decorations-- let us do that for you!

Bachelorette Parties and Hens are all about making the future Bride laugh and feel loved, and we're here to make your Bach Bash shopping FUN. KICKASS. AND EASY PEASY.

♥Thank you for keeping commerce human and cheers to your amazing party, sisters♥