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Harry Potter Penis Banner for Bachelorette Party

Harry Potter Penis Banner for Bachelorette Party

Regular price $17.95 USD
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Surprise the Muggle Bride with the perfect banner for her Harry Potter or Slytherin themed Bachelorette Party!

Featuring hilarious handmade Gryffindor scarf and spectacle details, this banner is sure to get a laugh from the Harry Potter loving Bride.

Complete your party look with matching Slytherin or Gryffindor themed party tassels as well as our handmade Harry Potter Penis Cupcake Toppers

All of our party banners & decorations are handmade in Austin, Texas by ladies who like to party just as much as you do. We never charge extra for rush processing (because we know how it feels to stress about last minute shindigs), and all of our materials are locally sourced. 

-Order Details-

  • We use premium, sturdy glitter card stock
  • Glitter card stock is smooth white on reverse side
  • Every banner comes ready to hang UNLESS you select the DIY version
  • Each Harry Potter Penis features lightening bolt cut-out, black spectacles, and Gryffindor themed scarf

*DIY means Do-It-Yourself*
On a budget? Select our "DIY" option to save $$$ and string letters yourself. If you select the DIY option, letters will come with holes pre-punched and string.
If you order a DIY banner and leave a lame review complaining you had to string your letters yourself, we'll let Voldemort know where you live.

-Size and What's Included-

STANDARD: includes 3 Harry Potter Penis Shapes and 4 Small Penis accents, approx 3-4' long

DELUXEincludes 6 Harry Potter Penis Shapes and 7 Small Penis accents, approx 5' long

+ TASSELS: adds a ready to hang Slytherin tassel set OR Gryffindor tassel set, approx 4' long. If adding tassels, PLEASE NOTE THE SET STYLE YOU WOULD LIKE, otherwise GRYFFINDOR TASSELS will be included.

PACKAGE: includes one Harry Potter Penis Garland in your choice of size (standard or deluxe), 12 Harry Potter Penis Cupcake Toppers and 12 'I Solemnly Swear I am Up to No Good' Cupcake Toppers


Color is for 4" penis accent color.

Harry Potter Penis Shapes will come in colors as shown unless otherwise requested.

Tassels and matching Garlands will come in colors shown unless otherwise requested.

If adding tassels, please use the 'instructions to seller' section to select the Green Slytherin Set or Red Gryffindor Set.

Not seeing the colors you want? Message us!


Orders typically ship out same day to 2 business days. 

Need your order like yesterday? Message us or include your dates in the notes of the order and we'll do our best to make it happen.

 Who We Are 

Tired of the same old cheap plasticy party decorations and basic bitchery? So were we.

We're a group of party-loving ATX ladies dedicated to crafting unique Bachelorette Party items with just the right mix of naughty and nice.

We pour our hearts (and dirty minds) into what we do and who we do it for (that's you!). We never ever charge extra for rush processing because we know the LAST thing you need to be doing is stressing about the party decorations-- let us do that for you!

Bachelorette Parties and Hens are all about making the future Bride laugh and feel loved, and we're here to make your Bach Bash shopping FUN. KICKASS. AND EASY PEASY. 

♥Thank you for keeping commerce human and cheers to your amazing party, sisters♥


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